(I’m waiting in line behind a woman speaking on her cellphone in another language. Ahead of her is a white man. After the woman hangs up, he speaks up.)
Man : “I didn’t want to say anything
while you were on the phone, but you’re in America now. You need to speak
English.”
Woman : “Excuse me?”
Man : *very slow* “If you
want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. In America, we speak
English.”
Woman : “Sir, I was speaking Navajo.
If you want to speak English, go back to England.”
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