A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman : "Which book has helped you most in your life?"
The woman replied : "My husband’s cheque book !!!"
A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?" Sales Girl : "Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor !!!"
Someone asked an old man : "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife : Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret ?
Old man : I forgot her name and I am scared to ask her.
A man in Hell asked Devil : Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free.
Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day !!!
Husband to wife – Today is a fine day. Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last one week, you are saying this "Today is a fine day". I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, "I will leave you one fine day." I was just trying to remind you ...
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