A recent article in the Daily Post reported that a man, Dave Harper, has sued St Paul's Hospital, saying that after his wife had surgery there, she lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied :
"Mrs Harper was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct here eyesight."
Man : “I didn’t want to say anything
while you were on the phone, but you’re in America now. You need to speak
English.”
Woman : “Excuse me?”
Man : *very slow* “If you
want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. In America, we speak
English.”
Woman : “Sir, I was speaking Navajo.
If you want to speak English, go back to England.”