A Chinese man decides to retire and move to USA after 50 years of living in
Shanghai. He buys a nice home on a small piece of land. A few days after
moving in, a friendly American neighbour decides to go across and welcome the
new guy to their neighbourhood. He goes next door but on his way up the
driveway he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10
hens. Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the
welcome on hold for the day.
The next day, he decides to tries again,
but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window
and sees the Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drinking it. Not
wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on
hold for yet another day. A day later, he decides to give it one last
go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the
drive-way, ... pausing ... and then putting his left ear next to the bull's butt.
The American bloke can't handle this any longer so he goes up to the
Chinese man and says, 'Jeez, mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese
customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood and see you running
around the yard after hens.The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking
it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could
just about shit on you.' The Chinese man was very taken back and
says, 'Sorry, sir, you no..no understand. This is not Chinese customs I am
following and doing this according to American Customs.'
'What do you
mean?' says the neighbour, 'Those aren't American customs!'
'Yes they
are. Man at travel agent tell me,' replied the Chinese man. 'He say to become
true blue American, I must learn to ... chase chicks around, get piss
drunk, and learn how to listen to bull-shit ...'
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